Author Archives: Greg

About Greg

I am a dyslectic Satanist I think I just sold my soul to Santa? I am 55 and live in Australia and am approaching the "waste of space" segment of life, Never fear - Smith is here!

Twitter

#GC I hate twitter..people who thought of it should be made to read this cap.. #GC Just laid a length – coming back into the living room.. #Tutrend on the TV – YUK = Latham… #Can anyone stop this nonsense … Continue reading

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The night they drove old Ramsgate down….

One dream left – an empty hall – every bit of musical apparatus, maybe a G5 or 2 and everyone who can make a noise. Hire it out for 6 hours and the last jam….I’ve been playing acoustic for so … Continue reading

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Yeppoon

Well, I got off the plane and it was 35 degrees, raining with 100 percent humidity.   I don’t get this Qld. thing. It’s nice for a day but – yukko. Boring. Couldn

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Your Favourite Council XMAS Update! (Part 1)

Merry Xmas from your favourite council! Here’s your Xmas News: BOTANY BAY TO BECOME AN AQUATIC NATIONAL PARK!!!!!! Yes, Council has realised the importance of Botany Bay and, in secret (shhhsss……..) has obtained 50 (YES 50) giant White Pointers…..we have … Continue reading

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A Political Blog

Bah Humbug – or is this good? Well. Sir Robert (Askin/Menzies) Abott has now done it. Defies belief really – just given Rudd the dreaded double dissolution (DD) trigger (anyone remember fat Mr Humphries – he was in seventh heaven … Continue reading

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I like this You Tube one:

It took me a while to find it Click Here, but Newhart is very funny, also, even though it is 40 (thereabouts) years old still relevant:

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Bloody North Pole

This is silly. I went to the North Pole last night (29/11/09) with Joanna Lumley for some reason and now tonight, in SBS’ pathetic attempt to drag as much out of Top Gear as they can because I think the … Continue reading

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COMPLAINTS AND WHINES

This section of the Blog is purely for moaning. Nothing else. Dear Sr/Madam As an avid fillum enthusiast of many years, I would like to lodge a specific complaint I wish the government to do something about immediately. I have … Continue reading

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